So for my health insurance through work, we have the option to have a yearly screening that, if you score in the "healthy range" (cholesterol, weight, blood sugar, metabolic functions, yada yada yada) you get a huge discount on your health insurance rates. Basically, you want a "0" or less (On a scale from -20 to +20) And, I am happy to announce that for the second year in a row, i am a -20! Apparently, I excel at health!! I have been pre-diabetic for years, and i am very pleased that for a second year in a row, i have just managed to squeeze my blood sugar level into a healthy range. So apparently, running lots of marathons is good for you.
I don't know how to put this, but I'M KIND OF A BIG DEAL.
There is literally no other point to this post than me bragging about my amazing cholesterol levels and discounted health insurance. Maybe i should turn this into healthy living blog???
I'm just kidding. This will never be a healthy living blog. I love gummy bears and vodka too much. Both together and separately. Is it Thanksgiving yet?