To begin, Matt and I went on a 10 mile run together on Sunday. No big deal right? Except for the sideways rain and 40mph winds. I ran with sunglasses the whole time despite the freaky level of darkness at 11am. The second i took them off to try to wipe some of the water off, i was instantly blinded by the sideways rain. I staggered around yelling "I'm blind! I'm blind!" But no one was really out to help me on account of the weather. If you need a visual:
Shortly after, a falling leaf was transformed into a projectile ninja death star thanks to the wind and sliced my arm. Et tu, Fall??
That night, Matt and i met up with Kelly, Kim, and Erin for a Zombie shooting hayride. The only reason i ever do anything is so that i am ready for the Zombie Apocalypse, running included. I mean, are there people out there who run and aren't thinking about zombies chasing them? If so, I'd like to meet them. Paintballing some zombies was an excellent way to relieve stress, and polish up my aim. I might not be a great marathoner, but i am a damn good shot.
We spent some time checking out the corn maze as well, but it soon became apparent that some of us may have been infected.
Sorry Matt. If there is anything to be learned from the Odyssey Fun Farms Zombie Safari Hayride it is this:
1. Don't trust anyone - you never know who accidentally got paintball in their mouth and is now infected (hint- it was me. And it will always be me.)
2. How ever much ammo you think you need - it's not enough. Spring for the extra round of
3. When you run out of ammo, and it's looking pretty bleak, just dance to thriller.
A scary weekend indeed!
The fear factor unfortunately spread into Monday, as Wafflito has some kind of stomach bug. I stayed home with her Monday because she couldn't go an hour without a potty break, and i didn't want to come home to a scene from Hostel. Needless to say, you haven't experienced true fear until you have seen a basenji with tummy troubles. Bonus: The vet prescribed pepto bismol, that horrifying pink liquid. We have to syringe it into her mouth, and she hates it. Needless to say, it's everywhere, like a hot pink slaughterhouse.
Those Zombies were pretty terrifying. Especially that weirdo in the corn "maize"... YIKES
ReplyDeleteI love Waffles...hope she's feeling better. And that pepto cleans up well.
ReplyDelete(for the record, you had me at "projectile ninja death star." just sayin')
It *almost* sounds like Matt will be running Dublin too...Naahhhh...
He still stands firm that he will never ever run a marathon. I didn't help at Chicago when i yelled "I'm in so much pain, give me an f***ing drink!!" haha
Deletelooks like fun!
ReplyDeletehahaha...that first clip is from the Rocky Horror Picture show right? hahhaha!
ReplyDeleteYES! One of my halloween favorites!
DeleteAww, poor Wafflito!!! Is she better today?
ReplyDeleteGosh, that was so funny when they played Thriller at the end! As cheesy as that all was, I had SO MUCH FUN :)
I think we need more posts in the future about your zombie training! (to run from them or to be one? Hmm...)
I also need to know more about this Zombie training. I think I would have more race PRs if someone was chasing me wearing a mask (not joking).
DeleteI take this to mean i should dress up as a zombie and chase you at ZOOMA. You've been warned.
DeleteDo it! Do it! Do it!
Delete(so so mean)
There is a legit Zombie Preparedness Camp in the Northern burbs!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou keep mentioning it, but i spent a whole afternoon trying to find out where i can sign up with no success! Send me a link!!
DeleteBut Sara, did you watch Hocus Pocus?! That was your one goal for the weekend.
ReplyDeleteHope Waffles gets better soon!
I did, and it was GLORIOUS. I had to stop myself from watching it a second time...
DeletePoor Waffles!!! Is she feeling better????
ReplyDeleteMy husband and I went to a corn maze a couple of years ago and now he won't take me again. A "scary person" jumped out at us and I wasn't expecting it, screamed like a little b*tch, knocked the husband down, ran over the top of him....and then he lost his black berry...in the dark. Luckily the scary person found it after we had left so we had to drive back. Makes for a funny story now at least. :-)
O..M...G!! That is hilarious!! Someone came up to us in a zombie mask and scared poor Kelly so bad that she tore through corn making her own escape path, haha!
DeleteHope Waffles is feeling better! Pepto Bismol is my childhood love (ew)...no idea why but I don't have any bad memories tied to it! But giving it to an animal? Yikes
ReplyDeleteI was the same way with alka seltzer! I loved it for some reason!
DeletePoor waffles :( Pups are so pitiful when they are sick. Kind of like boys. I hope waffles feels better soon!
ReplyDeleteOn a separate note..I love your jacket. Can I ask where it came from??
Thanks! I got it on sale at express last year. They have a whole line of vegan leather moto jackets. They aren't as warm as real leather, but they fit really nice and aren't $$$!
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