I think you're in the wrong place

I woke up this morning and quickly realized that i have nothing entertaining or valuable to society to say.  So, i present you with the third installment of weird shit people googled to end up on my blog.

1.  olive with drinks  Sounds like someone has heard about the infamous "sara-tini"

2.  "lobotomized teenagers"  I would be concerned about this, if it weren't for the quotation marks.  Somehow that makes it warm and almost lovable.

3.  american watch too much tv  Busted.  :(  Can you blame me though?  Walking Dead?  Boardwalk Empire?  is a girl supposed to just NOT watch these shows???

4.  dan gibbons- dog trainer  Obviously it did not take long for someone to bust me out on Waffles' terrible leash manners during a 5k....

5.  ginger runs back and forth.  So apparently I'm not the only one doing this?

6.  how soon is meow  Apparently, they missed my tribute to meow, who sadly lost his battle with feline obesity.  You are not forgotten, Meow!

7.  junkie lindsay lohan  Hey now, lets not judge.  Who among us can say that they don't get all hopped on a Biebs concert and then catfight a bitch.  Thats not drugs, thats spirit.  And drugs.

8.  turkey running to i will survive  Yeah, i want to see this.  I want it real bad.  Man i hope they found it....

9.  will there be bloody marys at the 2012 dan gibbons turkey trot  Yes, my friend.  And they will be plentiful.

And lastly, what is possibly the best thing ever googled, let alone google-directed to my blog......

10.  raccoon standing on garbage can with cutting torch
Yes.  A million times, YES.