|But i shall win the war.|
2. Why are there SO MANY AUTOZONES?? It’s orange and black striped façade is an assault on my senses. They are worse than starbucks out here!
3. Because of autozone epidemic, I convinced Matt to wash my car, which only brought an onslaught of judgement as to why there were so many twizzlers under the driver’s seat. OBVIOUSLY, I did not know they were there, because I would have eaten them.
(also, 4 twizzlers is NOT that many, and is totally within the limit of reasonable candy deposits that can appear in hard to reach places.)
4. Matt also threw away all my McDonalds monopoly pieces that were strategically placed in my cupholder. It’s not like I was going to win or anything, but one of them was good for a free french fry! People are starving, and he is literally throwing away meal tickets. For shame. #FirstWorldTRAGEDY.
|It's 6am - initiate the bark!|