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I managed to stop myself after one and a half muffins today. It's like weaning yourself off of crack.
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2. As you may know, i have been nursing a sore muscle in my calf. It turns out its probably my "soleus" and the injury isn't even from running. It's most likely from standing in one place for 12 hours straight at music festivals the day before my 20 miler (and then running a 20-miler). When my mom told me rock n roll music was dangerous, i had know idea how right she was. Also probably why you see very few mohawks during a marathon.
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3. Did you know dogs don't have a soleus?
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4. Speaking of princess waffles, we got her a new coat! And she hates it.
That is the face of stoic intolerance. She refused to move in the coat. Like at all. She stood there like a statue glaring at me until i took it off. Maybe because it isn't silk and cashmere like her majesty requires, and rather a random boots & barkley coat i bought at target when hoarding the candy corn i finally located. I thought because it was plaid, she might be tricked into thinking it was burberry, but no dice.
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5. I got a random email from my vet on ways to battle pet obesity. Oh, the irony! My dog could not be fat even if she tried. She invented the dog hunger strike. This is what our EVERY morning looks like.
How DARE you try to feed me dog food! I DEMAND the 2 day old tin can that used to be filled with clam chowder sitting in the bottom of the garbage!
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6. My coworker just sent me this article about Zombie Bees in Washington. Apparently, they fly around at night erratically and then die. I was slightly disappointed that the bees seemingly have no desire to eat other bees, which to me, is the core of being a zombie. These could just as easily be "crackhead bees" But, zom-BEEs sounds so adorable.
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7. Are you noticing a complete lack of a train of thought here? Thats because taper madness is in full effect. I am losing my mind. Lets just run the freaking marathon already, and stop giving mother nature the opportunity to get hotter. If my brain degrades any further, i am going to be comatose.
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8. I have these adorable hot hand packs from restoration hardware that we got for a project last year, and seeing as my office has been freezing this week, i decided to try them out. Only as it turns out, my weak little fingers were not strong enough to activate the heating disk. May i remind you these little hot pads are made for children? I sat there for 20 minutes waiting for them to get warm, and they did not. Finally my coworker asked my why i was sitting at my desk holding a cold heating pack and staring at it angrily. I embarrass myself daily.
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9. One more day until i can obsessively compulsively start checking the 10 day weather forecast. I am on the verge of peeing myself in anticipation.
Don't you screw me over again, weather!
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10. Waffles' "final" for puppy class intermediate is this Sunday. Guess who will most likely be failing this puppy class, and bring shame upon the house of Gingerfoxxx?
Training a basenji is like teaching Helen Keller to dance.
No offense, Ms. Keller.
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I deeply apologize for this random spewing of a blog post. All the carbs i am eating are restricting blood flow from my brain.
Oh my gosh. That gray cat kind of looks like Data!
ReplyDeleteI love Waffles' (Waffles's? Wafflesez' lol) new coat! Get with it Waffles, you're stylin'
The metal in those heat pads is hard to snap. And then you have to put in it boiling water for it to work again... right?
I am anxious about the marathon weather for you guys!!!
oh my god I am DYING at wafffles new coat. what a DIVA
ReplyDeleteso funny, my cat would do the same thing, when V and I sit down to play mancala, he runs out to play too. He will sit on the other side of me, and I have to move the board..he cracks me up
ReplyDeleteAre you kidding...love this!
ReplyDeleteAt least your dog just stood there...I find Rudy biting at his cheap TJMaxx fleece now and then...while I am thinking..."don't you dare wreck that fleece dog!" ;-)
My dog also hates sweaters and coats, and she is pretty bratty about her food too. Why do we have such diva dogs??? They probably know we will love them regardless. :)
ReplyDeleteMaybe Waffles is a born model and was too busy striking a pose to move!!!
ReplyDeleteOk, I've decided. If you aren't a writer (for profession) you NEED to be one.
ReplyDeleteI nearly died reading this, and oddly as much as it twisted and turned, it TOTALLY made sense. To me. <3
It makes sense because you are suffering the same taper affliction! haha
DeleteI think pinterest is like crack. I have made so many yummy things from it lately. I have pumpkin muffins on my baking to do list. Mmmmm....pumpkin.
ReplyDeleteOn a random tangent I think that my two dogs have been hanging out with Waffles. On Saturday I got home to my bag of wasabi peas all over the living room floor. I was pissed, but it was partially my fault. I had to much too drink on Friday night and had the drunk munchies so I was eating the peas in bed and left them on my night stand. Forgot to close the bedroom door and BAM. Wasabi effing peas everywhere.
HA I love when people put clothes on their pets. I have dress-up envy because my cat would basically disown me if I tried to stick her in a shirt.
ReplyDeleteHope your calf is feeling better!
Taper madness gets me every time! And that coat. Oh my goodness, Waffles is adorable.
ReplyDeleteOlive goes limp whenever I put an outfit/costume on her. It's so pathetic but funny.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of which, i was looking through magazines for a work project and saw that picture of Olive in Woman's Day, and i was running around the office, telling everyone i know someone who knows that cat!
DeleteFirst - those muffins look delicious so I hope you'll understand why I don't even bother looking at the recipe because I'm pretty sure I'd eat them all. At one time.
ReplyDeleteAnyway - we have a dog who refused to eat too and we were like WTF? Turns out we were feeding him too much. We cut back the amount we were feeding him by 1/4 cup per serving and now he chows down every single time. Just thought I'd mention that in case it helps with Princess Waffles too.
We actually started doing this (in the mornings anyway, which is when the problem occurs) and it seems to be helping! Maybe the little jerk just had food anxiety?
DeleteI am cracking up over here.
ReplyDeleteThis was a great post.
Why doesn't your dog like food?!?!?