Wednesday, June 27, 2012

FWP - how does so much go wrong before noon???

Have you ever had a morning where everything turns into a disaster??


This day needs to end before i snap on someone.


1. No one wants to see the area in which they brush their teeth and wash their face coated in boy stubble first thing in the morning.
Seriously Matt?  What is your deal??


First World Problems


2.  My little shadow decided to go all Mike Tyson on the household textiles and eat a sizeable chunk of the bathmat this morning while i was trying to get ready.


FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS.


3.  After i yelled at her, she made her way to the garbage and grabbed as much used kleenex and floss as she could fit in her little mouth and tried to make break for it.  As i tackled her, i knocked a new bottle of foundation off the bathroom counter and it broke.
Not cheap.
FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS.


4.  I discovered that "demi baguette" does not translate into "Baguette for one!" I am heartbroken.  And a fatty obviously.  Luckily, i managed to save this end piece so i can say i didn't eat the whole thing.
i suck.
FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS.


5.  I had to be at work early - i grabbed all my stuff and ran out the door.  Only to realize i just locked my keys inside.
at least i had a camera?
FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS.


6.  Matt was already halfway to work, so i tried to Macgyver my way back in rather than have to wait 40 minutes for him to drive all the way back.  This resulted in a bobby pin becoming jammed in the lock.
Movies lie.
FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS.


7.  I had no choice but to lay on the floor and stare at the ceiling.  Which appears to be on the verge of collapse.
FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS.


8.  Matt finally rescued me, and i made it into work.  late.  I poured myself a cup of coffee, only to realize that is was hazelnut.  HAZELNUT?!?!??!  ARGH!!!!!!!  SARA HATE HAZELNUT!!!!!  This is when i seriously went incredible hulk on the world.
bllrkhsglkjdfglhkrakj!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS.


9.  I'm out of pretzels.  The only thing that brings hulk Sara out of her fit of rage is food.  But i keep eating all of it and creating situations like this.  


I've been in meetings ever since, so there isn't a 10 yet.  Yet.  There is a heat advisory out, so that could provide some potential first world problems this afternoon.  It's also only lunch time......So much potential for today.  So much. Like that dental floss and bathroom run the little monster ate will probably be making an encore appearance this evening.


I fully acknowledge that most people in the world have it worse than me.  But this has been one craptastic wednesday!

28 comments:

  1. Ugh! That is a sh*tty morning! But thanks for the photo recap. It IS a good thing you had your camera with you!

    The boy stubble makes me crazy for some reason. It really grosses me out!

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    1. Seriously, i am going to start fining him. And use that money to hire a maid.

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  2. I hate boy stubble!!! I had to deal with it growing up and sharing a bathroom with my older brothers, only to deal with it again when Robert and I moved in together. And then I realized, having a husband/live-in romantic boy partner can be a lot like having a brother - outside of that one obvious difference, all boys at the same. Annoying.

    I think I should find a way to give you these ... if I can steal them away from the guys in my office (which is probably not likely): http://instagr.am/p/MYYv3iS2TX/

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    1. Thats funny that you bring it up, because my bro always used to do it too, finally we banished him to a bathroom that only he used because my mom and i couldn't deal with the mess.

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  3. what a shit morning. thank you for making me laugh at your problems though.

    i honestly would have cried at that broken foundation. that shit is NOT cheap.

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    1. ps. I eat those demi baguettes all by myself in one sitting. They are one serving right...?

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    2. Ok, i feel better now :) I seriously thought demi was french for one.

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  4. I like hazelnut in my chocolate, but I only like my coffee "coffee flavored". In a way you were fortunate that you could not "MacGyver" your way in, otherwise anyone with a pin could open your door. Hope your evening goes well and makes up for your rough morning!

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    1. True, but my fall back as a professional criminal is looking pretty bleak....

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  5. I found your blog from Kelsey since I am moving to Chicago and need to stalk some Chicago bloggers to be my friends. I have been living in the third world so I am really flipping excited for first world problems. Bring on the hazelnut coffee and tiny baguettes. I am digging your running duds. At least your day can always get better...

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    1. Sara aren't you glad you have another stalker other than just me? I spread the stalker love...

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    2. Welcome to Chicago!!! Hopefully you like it 150 degrees with 300% humidity. I will send you all my hazelnut coffee from here on out :D

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  6. That is one heck of a morning! I hope your afternoon gets better.

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    1. thanks :) at least no one was hurt in this trainwreck :D

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  7. Hilarious! Oh, sorry...I mean I feel for ya! The worst of it ...for me...the broken make up ...man that sucks I know how much they can cost...big bummer girl!

    ;-)

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    1. I seriously had bought it the day before too! so frustrating!

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  8. ugh..the heat is making me pretty grumpy

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    1. I wish that was my excuse, but i actually like the heat...i'm just grumpy all the time!

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  9. Wow, it sounds like you had quite the morning. I hope that the rest of your week goes better. :-)

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    1. Sometimes i think i bring it on myself, haha

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  10. My dog eats everything paper-ish (or just whatever is on top) out of the trash cans when he is pissed too! aka any second he isn't getting attention. Now my trash cans either have lids or sit on the top of the toilet.

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    1. I am keeping it on top of the toilet from now on. She is just too darn fast to be trusted....

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  11. Oh hellll girl! You deserve a vacation! haha

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  12. I'm sorry but I laughed at the bobbi pin incident! Hope your day has gotten better! Throw the hazelnut coffee away!

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    1. The day wound up ending without further disaster, but geez, what a wednesday!

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  13. I am not a hazelnut fan either.

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    1. Even the smell makes me nauseous...i must have been out of it to even go so far as to pour it without realizing...

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