Two weeks worth of problems!

This is what happens when i don't have my laptop to vent.  The problems just add up!!

1. I had my first foray into nature last night when i stepped off of a trail for a moment.

Thats a burr on my shoe!  WTF?  obviously by my horrified response of photographing the burr while making a whimpering noise, i do not belong in nature.  Maybe i shouldn't have signed up for the trail marathon.

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS.

2.  I don't know what is going on with my snaggle-toe, but it has decided to piss me off by shredding through all my socks!

Multi-packs of brightly colored cotton socks aren't cheap, ya know!!
(ok, actually, they are kind of cheap.  Maybe that is the source of the problem.)

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS.

3.  Yellow jackets have infested my work.  They have a hive by the door, and keep sneaking in with all the smokers.  And of course, they come right to my desk, because i have all the candy.

This guy is obviously just looking for a world of trouble.

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS.

4. Screw you, Asia and your crazy, unrealistic portion sizes.

One box, one serving.  This is america.

Et tu, hello panda?  ET TU??

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS.

5.  I don't like donuts (yeah, yeah, shock, awe, gasp) but i am so hungry at work that i feel like i am dying most days.  So i raided the monday Munchkin box, and ate all the sprinkles off of the sprinkled munchkins, while my co-worker watched in horror.  I'm like some kind of monster.

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS.

6.  why? Why? WHY?  WHYYYYY?????

I am appalled.  And this is coming from someone who actually has a bottle of cake flavored vodka at home.  Way to shame drinking, Pauly D.

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS.

7. So we bought a package of american cheese and....

You know what?  Thats a problem all on its own.
Buying american cheese?

FIRST WORLD PROBLEM.

8.  But seriously, the package of cheese we bought, obviously had some kind of packaging malady, and the sides of the individually wrapped cheese slices were cut off, allowing all the slices to fuse together into some kind of terrifying mega-cheese-blob.

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS.

9.  I am such a terrible person, but this was the highlight of my week.

That little old lady deserves a medal for sheer awesomeness.  I laugh everytime i look at this painting.  And, to embrace it even further, someone read my mind and started photoshopping the painting into other images.  Have a laugh HERE.
We are all bad people now.

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS.

10.  And lastly, Guess who got her mis-behaving self submitted to dog shaming?

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS.


(and hopefully i will have a computer by next week - which will solve my biggest first world problems.  I feel so out of the loop, and can't wait to catch up on everyone's blogs!)