Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Two weeks worth of problems!

This is what happens when i don't have my laptop to vent.  The problems just add up!!

1. I had my first foray into nature last night when i stepped off of a trail for a moment.
Thats a burr on my shoe!  WTF?  obviously by my horrified response of photographing the burr while making a whimpering noise, i do not belong in nature.  Maybe i shouldn't have signed up for the trail marathon.

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS.

2.  I don't know what is going on with my snaggle-toe, but it has decided to piss me off by shredding through all my socks!
Multi-packs of brightly colored cotton socks aren't cheap, ya know!!
(ok, actually, they are kind of cheap.  Maybe that is the source of the problem.)

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS.


3.  Yellow jackets have infested my work.  They have a hive by the door, and keep sneaking in with all the smokers.  And of course, they come right to my desk, because i have all the candy.
This guy is obviously just looking for a world of trouble.

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS.

4. Screw you, Asia and your crazy, unrealistic portion sizes.
One box, one serving.  This is america.

Et tu, hello panda?  ET TU??

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS.

5.  I don't like donuts (yeah, yeah, shock, awe, gasp) but i am so hungry at work that i feel like i am dying most days.  So i raided the monday Munchkin box, and ate all the sprinkles off of the sprinkled munchkins, while my co-worker watched in horror.  I'm like some kind of monster.
FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS.

6.  why? Why? WHY?  WHYYYYY?????
I am appalled.  And this is coming from someone who actually has a bottle of cake flavored vodka at home.  Way to shame drinking, Pauly D.

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS.


7. So we bought a package of american cheese and....

You know what?  Thats a problem all on its own.
Buying american cheese?
FIRST WORLD PROBLEM.

8.  But seriously, the package of cheese we bought, obviously had some kind of packaging malady, and the sides of the individually wrapped cheese slices were cut off, allowing all the slices to fuse together into some kind of terrifying mega-cheese-blob.
FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS.

9.  I am such a terrible person, but this was the highlight of my week.
That little old lady deserves a medal for sheer awesomeness.  I laugh everytime i look at this painting.  And, to embrace it even further, someone read my mind and started photoshopping the painting into other images.  Have a laugh HERE.
We are all bad people now.

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS.

10.  And lastly, Guess who got her mis-behaving self submitted to dog shaming?
FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS.


(and hopefully i will have a computer by next week - which will solve my biggest first world problems.  I feel so out of the loop, and can't wait to catch up on everyone's blogs!)

19 comments:

  1. Can I tell you I got SO excited when I saw this would be a double dose of FWP?!

    God I love you and all your problems, please continue to have as many as possible.

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    1. oh me too.. actually im'd this post to a coworker..the next thing I knew she was laughing so hard she was crying..and she is determined to make you her newest best friend ;)

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  2. Waffles has great handwriting (and grammar), so she's obviously not all bad! That is a great picture, she looks really remorseful for her crimes. Also, I like the "Nailed It." photo, hilarious!

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    1. She's really good at looking guilty so that you can't be mad at her...i trained her well, in this aspect!

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  3. OMG. I sent an article about that botched painting to a ton of friends. It cracked me the EFF UP!!!! It's just so awful. I love the link!!! HAHAHAHAHA.

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    1. Sorry to double comment, but I love the kid who won't eat his vegetables.

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    2. I knowwww! That's my favorite one!!!

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  4. Oh, no worries. I don't really like donuts, either. But, like you, if I'm starving and they're in the office I might break down and eat half of one. Or maybe a whole one. Shameful.

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    1. Are you pro-bagel then? Thats my poison!

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  5. Double dose of FWP should have 20. Just sayin' :)

    Off to read about the hilarious painting (I also laugh every time I see it. I could have totally done a better job!)

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    1. The world isn't ready for 20 of my problems, trust me!

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  6. I don't really like doughnuts either!!!! I prefer ice cream/yogurt any day....I also don't like the Little Debbie snack cakes...just thought you would like to know. ;-)

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    1. same here! They leave a weird coating in your mouth!!

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  7. Hopefully you get your laptop back soon! We all have our weird food craves and I totally love sprinkles, if I eat a donut it has to have sprinkles on it.

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    1. The worst part was, i only at the sprinkles, i left the middle donut-y part!!

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  8. This made my morning- very funny. I can't believe Waffles would misbehave either, haha. She would be great friends with one of my pups. I always get holes in my socks too, so annoying. Guess I need to spend more $$$ on socks.

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    1. I thought about that too, but if i had nice socks, i would have nothing to blog about, haha!

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  9. The painting! OMGosh....now that's funny!

    And Waffles, I love you! I can't belive your not my dog cuz that's just how we live our lives each and every day. Did you know that I have an 8 year old Weimaraner who pees in my dining room EVERY DAY? Well, the dining room is also my workout room so I'm in there all the time, all pissed off that it smells like piss. I shampoo the carpet all the time, like several times a week, cuz I apparently have nothing better to do. Well, would you like to know where my new treadmill is going? Right in the piss zone. I imagine every step I take on this thing.... with awesome "flex air" technology.... will send up a plume of piss smelling air. And once I put the treadmill there, will she then piss ON the treadmill? Is "my dog pissed on my treadmill" covered under the warranty?

    Help!!!!!!

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  10. Yellow jackets in your office? Hmm sounds like a great reason to work from home! Do it

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