Basically i am screwed. and DEPRESSED!
I have that constant pain that comes from not caring about life. and binge drinking. I have moped for the past two days (and tried to hide myself from anyone of power at work) But it is time to embrace this.
Step one: Make a bunch of doctors appointments because i probably wont have health insurance soon.
Step two: GET SOME EXERCISE
Step three: Consider a new career. It would appear that i have failed at this whole design thing. So unless anyone is in desperate need of an industrial designer in the greater chicago area, i have prepared this list of possible future careers i could go into:
Since i created this, i also came up with "motivational speaker" (HA!) and marrying prince Harry and becoming british royalty.
I also need to further research all positions associated with "Chinese Death Vans". My coworker told me to put that one there, and swears they are a real thing, but if this is false, it would not be the first time he had bamboozled me.
I wonder if there is a job for looking up funny images on pintrest, because i do EXCEL at that....