Wednesday, April 11, 2012

because it's wednesday...



1.  I went out of my way to purchase reusable ice packs, but somehow they are all lost, and now i am back to using a bag of corn.  I really thought i had made it for a minute there.  This is knocking me down a peg.
At least its the green giant steamers bag of corn, and not the Aldi's bag of generic peas.  Because i dream big!


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2. Either Matt is too lazy cannot figure out how to slice banana bread, or we have an infestation of gigantic banana bread eating mice.
Seriously, figure it out.  This is why we don't have nice things.


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3.  backne.  No image necessary.


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4.  People are super pissed that "common folk" android users like myself now have access to the instagram app, and i-phoner's are no longer the elite.  And to throw salt in the wounds, facebook just bought instagram, so its even MORE mainstream now.  It must be so hard for you to deal with the fact that you now have the same stupid photo filter app that everyone else has.  I cry for you.


And just to throw acid on the salt that is festering in your wounds right now, here is an artsy picture i took of a bowl of pickles.  BECAUSE I CAN.


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5. I am seriously obsessed with texts from hillary.  I really want to text her an artsy picture i take with instagram.  I bet she would be super impressed.
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6.  I put Matt in charge of groceries to keep him entertained during his funemployment, and he came back with these eggs:
I'm sorry, Dutch Farms eggs, but i am pretty sure that you do not, in fact, come from a Dutch farm.  In fact, i don't know what concerns me more - the fact that you would think people would want an egg that has actually travelled across the Atlantic ocean, or the fact that people will support you referring to your farm as being Dutch, when it is most likely in central Indiana.
You can't fool me, Dutch Farms.  These eggs are not even acceptable for throwing at people, because i demand farm fresh eggs.


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7. I found out that you can buy a personal submarine for only $2 million dollars.  
I was really sad, until i found this other personal submarine that is a BARGAIN at just $100,000!!  And, its shaped like a killer whale!!!
I should be able to just put that baby on a credit card, right??  I mean, this is America....


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8. Sometimes it's hard to look so fabulous all the time.
bobbi, me and kim
If only you knew how much effort i put into schlepping around in spandex with salt in my hair and no make up on, well, you would weep  for me my friends.


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9. Have you ever been half naked in the bathroom of a red robin?  Because i have.  Twice. 


No, i do not have any shame at all.


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10. And finally, i have to stop myself every wednesday at 10, because this post could potentially go on FOREVER, i leave you with this guy:
Seriously, what has someone just texted you that is so important/interesting/mind-blowing that you would neglect to notice the GOD DAMN BEAR IN FRONT OF YOU????
Legit.


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22 comments:

  1. I am literally laughing out loud at work, getting glares because I refuse to share the hilarity of that video of the bear and texter. Is it awful that I really was hoping either a) he wouldn't have looked up and just took a header with a bear b) the bear up and chased his ass? Oh that is just so classy.

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    1. That's exactly what i was thinking! I am no bear expert, but i would have thought the bear would chase him. You can't see the bear in the shot though, so he is probably eating some awesome garbage or something.

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  2. I too, love Wednesdays ... Also, I really perferred our hot pink compression with mismatched shirts and shorts over the tights. Maybe that's just me.

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    1. I bet you one ice cold beer that within the next couple weeks we will see more runners with hot pink compression, clashing apparel, and socks on their hands. It's gonna be huge - i am calling it now!

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  3. I am honestly dying over this post right now. That texts by hillary website is hysterical. Also, I need a submarine now, thanks for bringing that one up...better start saving!

    So glad to have found you through sweat pink! :)

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    1. Thanks! I am super pumped for the newly formed pink army! :D

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  4. I feel you on #1. My fiancé knows the drill. Katie comes home from long run, lies on ground, four bags of veggies come out. One for each shin and one for each knee.

    And I'm really bummed I missed the run and Red Robin! YUM! Let's plan another?

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    1. Oh believe me, i am already going to be signing up for a red robin frequent diner card. It WILL happen again!

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  5. Hey just thought I would say that as an Indiana resident I can attest to an inordinate amount of farm animals in this state.

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    1. I lived there for a few years myself! :D

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  6. I love texts from Hil. her and I are BFF

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  7. Are people really freaking out about Instagram being on Android? Geez people. It's not THAT cool. It really. Isn't.

    I do not even want to know how many times I have been half naked in a Red Robin bathroom. Or worse (?), a Red Robin parking lot.

    Someone told me it takes 60 days for eggs to get from the chicken to the grocery store. I wonder if that is true! The "Dutch Farms" people probably don't know.

    Can't wait to run with you again!

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    1. they had a whole CNN article about all the nasty tweets i phone users made when they announced instagram for android. People are crazy!

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  8. This post cracked me up - I love the texts from Hillary thing too!

    Wanted to say hi too - I'm excited to be a sweat pink ambassador with you! Totally loving your blog!

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    1. Thanks! I know i am going to dedicate half my weekend to blog stalking! :D

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  9. Damn it I'm pissed I missed that run. Really people are pissed about Instagram? Please.

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    1. next time for sure (if you don't mind me slowin ya down!)

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  10. Someone else posted that video on Facebook today and I didn't watch it. But I watched it when you posted it. Cause it's you. And that means it's got to be good. And it was. It made me laugh so loud my husband came downstairs to figure out what was going on. And then I made him watch the video. And he laughed hysterically, too.

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    1. It's just so funny when he throws his hands up, like "OMG BEAR!" How do you not notice it??

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  11. Dammit I missed this! FWP.

    I have also been half naked in a RR bathroom! But only once. You are clearly winning.

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