Thus i bring you:
FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS.
1. I ate an english muffin for breakfast, and i am still starving. I could go get a second english muffin, but it's all the way upstairs....
2. I over-indulged in waffle fries and champagne last night, and now i feel miserable, and don't want to run tonight. And i want more waffle fries and champagne.
3. Matt couldn't stop eating the waffle fries long enough to let me photograph them, therefore ruining my picture.
4. I went to pick up my birth control, and it turns out the new insurance doesn't cover it, and no one told me. Now i have to waste time out of my life to make an appt with the doctor, and go to that appt to figure out what the hell my insurance will cover.
5. I only have two pairs of compression socks, so i have to do laundry every other day, or wear normal socks. Both of these options are unacceptable.
FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS.
6. I miss wearing cute running skirts, but i have to wear pants because its cold still. It's not fair. Next time i see a groundhog, i am kicking it.
FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS.
7. Today waffles tried to eat (or play with?) another dog's poop. Do you have any idea what its like to wrestle another dog's poop out of your dog's mouth? at 4am? Not the way to start your day. Also, pick up after your dog!
FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS.
8. I really want candy, but my office has a health initiative in action, so now i have to settle for string cheese.
9. Girl scout cookies. Why aren't you here yet??? Seriously, WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
love this. every moment.
ReplyDeletejealous you have 2 pairs of compression socks. i currently have 1 which means i wear them every single day and they get washed once a week.i'm a classy broad what can i say?
dude, between running in them, sleeping in them, eating in them, and lounging in them, i've realized that i've got problems. And that we are BOTH classy.
DeleteThis post literally made me LOL. Totally valid problems/complaints!!
ReplyDeleteomg this is great. and WTF an health initiative? you should come down the street to my work. i just tasted 13 peanut butters and chased it with a hersey kiss.
ReplyDeleteYou're not that far i think. I'll bring a spoon! (but yeah, they took away the vending machine because if we all lose weight, our insurance goes down. Why don't people just run to counter their excessive junk food intake like i do??)
DeleteHow about, I want more details about the Get Lucky race, but the web site isn't up yet!
ReplyDeleteAlso, regarding the compression socks, get compression calf sleeves, and then you can wear them with whatever socks, and you only have to wash the socks. I mean, at some point it would probably be a good idea to wash the sleeves, but probably only if you run in them.
Seriously! Don't you mess with me today, Get Lucky race.....don't you DARE!
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ReplyDeleteChampagne and waffle fries sound so perfect right about now! I think I may have to indulge in both this weekend, now that it's in my head :)
ReplyDeleteJust make sure to do it after any running! (or just have a normal human-sized portion, unlike myself!)
DeleteHa! A lot of times I do complain about things that are SO First World Problems. The poop thing? Ha ha ha! And - ew.
ReplyDeleteI would love to hear more about the health initiative at work. Are people not allowed to have candy out or something?