FWP

I suppose its that time.


1.  So Matt and I have a beer fridge (delayed maturation?)  Its mostly because he had a really nice mini fridge, and I let him keep it in his "man cave"  (the office)  When we went to Cincinnati, we smuggled back a bunch of Yuengling - not because its necessarily amazing, but mostly because we can't buy it in Illinois, so we feel the need to hoard it.  Sadly, we had just stocked up with the costco summer beer sampler, so the beer fridge was overflowing to start.  No more room in the beer fridge.

Such a FIRST WORLD PROBLEM.


2.  I used to really like Living Social and Groupon, because they would have really cool offers for things i would have never sought out on my own - cooking classes, new yoga studios, museum tickets.....but lately, they are attempting to profile me and send me more personalized specific deals...and they are all for liposuction and cellulite!!! WTF?

Maybe its because i always bought the $10 for $20 worth of food groupons....
FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS.


3. I usually sit and blog in the mornings with the pup.  Its our quality time where we hang out on the couch, and she is generally calm and cute and lovable.  This morning she wolfed down her food, jumped on the couch, and belched right in my freaking face.

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS.


4.  So i just discovered the "Draw Something" game for smart phones (are you surprised?  I just figured  out instagram like 3 weeks ago.)  Its basically like digital pictionary.  Only i have no one to play with.  probably because my pictures are so terrible.  If you have it, please play with me - gingerfoxxx.  Also, if you have any idea what this might be, let me know, because you have totally stumped me Rachel.  I got nothing.

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS


5. I don't know what is going on with butterflys as of late, but there is one in front of my window at work that has been harassing me.  He just keeps flying into the window over and over and over again.  I snapped this picture of him, but i am pretty sure he is dead, or at the very least unconscious.  I seriously can't get anything done at work though - i just keep watching him.

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS


6.  I still have to wait two more days before i can start obsessively compulsively checking the 10 day weather report for Rockford.  Sigh.

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS.


7.  Meow is dead, and i find the world a cold dark place now with no meaning.  You went too soon. RIP, Meow.

Stop. Over. Feeding. Your. Pets!
FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS


8.  There is some major trouble brewing in North Carolina.  As a strictly serious about nothing blog, i wont get into my views, but when we were growing up, and my brother and i couldn't agree on the way to approach something, my mom took away the privilege to whatever it is. 

 If we can't figure out who can and can't get married, we should just ban marriage.  That'll teach everyone to get along according to mom law.  If we ban all marriage, we can all be angry and miserable together.

Sue would rule with an iron fist.


FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS.


9.  I have a deep dark secret.




I like Jack Black movies.  I really do.  I thought "Be kind, rewind" was great.  I just discovered the movie Bernie which is a true story about a murder in texas where everyone took the side of the murderer.  I think it sounds amazing.  I assure you, no one will ever watch this movie with me....life is so hard.

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS.


10.  They keep switching pace groups for the Rockford Marathon!  I am sure its because there just aren't a ton of people running the marathon, but its 11 days out.  You are starting to freak me out!!  Would i cross a line if emailed the race director?  What if i called the emergency information line....?

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS.


We made it to wednesday folks!  And check out my Charity Raffle if you haven't already!!