10. Terrifying boot stand
|sweet christ its awful....|
9. Magic Showerheads
8. Fake lawn for your apartment
|The photoshop alone makes this a contender|
7. The sit fit
|All my problems? solved.|
Obviously the blog will now be changed to "sit fit, Gingerfoxxx, sit fit!!" Because i am done with this running shit! Obviously, i can get all my cardio in while sitting at my desk designing crap like the sit fit! Talk about the circle of life! Time to sit fit my way to Boston!! $50 to fidget? bargain.
|Weaponry and sweets always go together|
I am actually dead serious about this one. It's an awesome idea. People can fire marshmallows at my mouth whenever they want. Its only $25, and i would not be sorry to open this baby up on Christmas morning.
5. Redonk inflatables
|Holy shit, he's HUGE.|
Now, i hate Christmas for my own reasons, but i frickin love inflatables. LOVE them. These 8 foot inflatable deer make even a grinch like me want to sing carols and shotgun cocoa. Worth every penny of its $300 price tag.
4. Iron-on Hair Crystals
Kesha approves, and so do i. Need i say more?
3. Funky T-rex hoodie
This is awesome, and i will fight anyone who says differently.
|Show your booze you care.|
All i could think about when i saw this was the episode of Jersey Shore when Snooki was trying to bring home a giant bottle of wine (like this thing was a 3 gallon bottle) and it broke all over her bag. Girl shoulda grabbed a sky mall.
1. And the number one sky mall item is: Tex the Armadillo beer holder!
|I love you.|
I never believed in love at first sight until i saw this giant armadillo statue that holds your beer can for you. I'm from Rockford, IL. Nothing has ever made so much sense. EVER.