THINGS HAVE CHANGED.
Having a multi-billion dollar client seemed like an awesome opportunity, and my impressive credentials seemed to represent me well on paper, but the second they saw my face, we had problems. My client, that i have been busting my ass for, working late, coming in early, skipping runs, skipping LUNCH!, has filed a complaint that they want someone older in charge of their project. SCREW YOU CLIENT. I get to have a last chance meeting today to try and convince them that i am capable of meeting their expectations (which i am. with, or without a babyface.) SO, based on the advice of my coworkers, here are some options:
|It did work for Hillary...|
Seriously? My hair is my livelyhood. With out my ginger locks i would be weak and useless, like Samson. or Britney Spears.
Apparently, they make you look smarter. So despite my 20/20 eagle eye vision, i dug out some cheap glasses leftover from a costume, which i can only assume was slutty librarian. Or slutty lawyer. or something of that nature.
Also, my Butternut squash Mac n Cheese was a huge success! I am going to make it again for a work potluck tomorrow.
Check this baby out
|GET IN MAH BELLYYYY!|
Its surprisingly low fat compared to most mac n cheese, but still sufficiently yummy, even if i am tricking myself into eating veggies. Here is the recipe that martha stuart was kind enough to invent to make me look good: