Tuesday, January 31, 2012

A night of speed.

Monday nights have become my "treadmill at work" nights, and for the second week in a row, i forgot my ipod.  I have problems.  The worst part is that its just a treadmill in the basement.  There is no TV, there are no other people to spy on.  Just me, watching my leg jowels jiggle in the mirror.  As a means to get through the run without going bananas, i invented a game that is about as close to speed training as i will ever get.  Basically, every two minutes i switch the speed to anywhere between 6.0 and 8.0  (and it has to be an even number, because i have OCD.  Running at a 6.5?  It will never happen.


The real speed training, however, came later that night.  Matt has been a total space case lately.  I was in the kitchen cooking up some brussels sprouts (green thing for the day!) and apparently Matt left waffles in the living room.  alone.  With a cup of Franks red hot buffalo sauce he had been using to dip fries in.  I hear a crash, followed by some whimpers, and i SPRINTED to the living room with a Usain Bolt like speed.  Turns out waffles was curious about the hot sauce, and rather than use caution and lick the edge, she had plunked her ENTIRE FACE into the dish, obviously snorted some up her nose in the process, and then freaked out realizing how hot it was.  She also knocked the dish on the floor, spilling hot sauce everwhere, and then was in a frenzy running along the living room wall, smearing her face along it trying to get the hot sauce off.  So, my evening was spent coaxing the dog to drink milk to help the burning taste go away, cleaning her face and paws, the floor, and the WALLS.  It looks like a buffalo sauce murder scene.....


In other news, fleet feet sent me an email apologizing that my face was so ugly it would have broken the camera, and offered me half price registration for their ladies half marathon in june.  It read something like "your face is broken, and so is your checking account.  we pity you."


Speaking of half marathons, i might not run the Chi-Town half on April first because it interferes with an important training run.  I am looking at other races around that time, and there is ZIP to be had.  Any one know of any early spring half marathons?  I am looking at the Springfield half, because it is cheap, and their medal is shaped like a penny.  I love Lincoln.
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7 comments:

  1. Are you gonna sign up for the fleet feet half?? DO IT!!! or else I'll stick a muderous/rapiest turkey on you.

    I'll see you tonight at chick's night! I'm so excited to see you and Keren I just peed a little!

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    1. You're coming??? I have been watching the weather all day waiting for the right temp to attack you into coming! YAY!

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    2. Peer pressuring me with those beautiful ginger locks of yours, you know how it works on me.

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  2. I was also thinking about doing the Springfield half! I have so many bridal showers and baby showers to attend in April though, I don't know if it is in the cards this year. :(

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    1. Thats my problem! There is just so much going on its hard to find time for races!!

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  3. Poor Waffles! How is she today?

    The medal for the Springfield half is schweet! You could come do the WI half in Kenosha on 5/5. That medal is schweet too. And I am running it :)

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    1. She is doing fine, but none the wiser.... I thought about the Kenosha, but i am running the flying pig half the same day! (they suckered me in, because they will let you put whatever you want on your race bib....gingerfoxxx for the win!!

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