Zombie Marathon day 13

Zombie Wars.

Don't worry, it's much cheesier that the cover would let on.

Zombie Wars take place 50 years after the zombie revolution, and the human survivors are scavengers in rags, sleeping under tarps and struggling to survive.  The zombies however, have started farming people solely for food.  They also have barns for the people, and farm people food to feed the people.

SERIOUSLY?  The zombies are that smart and the people are that stupid?  I am very displeased if the only people who survive zombie apocalypse are the boneheads and rejects.  And, while i am not an animal rights activist, i could totally see how this could play into animal rights, because the human rag-tag band keeps breaking into the zombie farm to try and free (or more accurately, bang) the farmed humans.  Am i the only one who could see PETA all over this?  This movie was so bad, it was awesome.  Just make sure you have a drink or two while you watch it.

PROS:

1.  The farmed people are like, norwegian porn stars, and that amuses me.

2.  The zombies only seem to know how to grow carrots to feed the people.

3.  90% sure all the actors in this film have a background in porn, and thought this was "their big break"

CONS:

1.  I find it hard to believe the zombies are that much more civilized than people.  Maybe I'm a bitch

2.  Pretty poorly filmed

3.  90% sure all the actors in this film have a background in porn, and thought this was "their big break"

Stay tuned, more back blogs to come over the course of the week!!